[audience cheers] ♪ Thriller, thriller night [humming Thriller] ♪ This hit, that ice cold ♪ Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold ♪ ♪ This one is for them hood girls ♪ ♪ Them good girls straight masterpieces ♪ ♪ Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city ♪ ♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪ ♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪ ♪ You try to scream ♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪ ♪ Too hot, (Hot damn) ♪ ♪ Make a dragon wanna retire man ♪ ♪ You start to freeze ♪ Hey, say my name you know who I am ♪ ♪ I'm too hot (Hot damn) ♪ ♪ And my band's about that money ♪ ♪ Break it down, ♪ Girls hit your hallelujah, (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Girls hit your hallelujah, (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Girls hit your hallelujah, (Whoo) ♪ ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you ♪ ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you ♪ ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you ♪ ♪ Saturday night and we in the spot ♪ ♪ Don't believe me just watch, Come on ♪ ♪ Thriller, thriller night ♪ Don't believe me just watch, Come on ♪ ♪ Thriller, thriller night ♪ Stop, wait a minute ♪ Fill my cup, put some liquor in it ♪ ♪ Take a sip, sign a check ♪ ♪ Julio, get the stretch ♪ Ride to Harlem, Hollywood ♪ ♪ Jackson, Mississippi ♪ If we show up, we gonna show out ♪ ♪ Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy ♪ ♪ I'm too hot (Hot damn) ♪ ♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪ ♪ Too hot, (Hot damn) ♪ ♪ Make a dragon wanna retire man ♪ ♪ Too hot, (Hot damn) ♪ ♪ Uh, say my name, you know who I am ♪ ♪ Too hot, (Hot damn) ♪ ♪ And my band's about that money ♪ ♪ Break it down ♪ Girls hit your hallelujah, (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Girls hit your hallelujah, (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Girls hit your hallelujah, (Whoo) ♪ ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you ♪ ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you ♪ ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you ♪ ♪ Saturday night and we in the spot ♪ ♪ Don't believe me just watch, Come on ♪ ♪ Thriller, thriller night ♪ Don't believe me just watch, Come on ♪ ♪ Thriller, thriller night ♪ Don't believe me just watch ♪ Don't believe me just watch ♪ Hey, hey, hey [audience cheers] ♪ Come on, dance, jump on it ♪ ♪ If you sexy then flaunt it ♪ ♪ If you freaky then own it ♪ ♪ Don't brag about it, come show me ♪ ♪ Come on, dance, Jump on it ♪ ♪ If you sexy then flaunt it ♪ ♪ If you freaky then own it ♪ ♪ Well, it's Saturday night and we in the spot ♪ ♪ Don't believe me, don't believe me ♪ ♪ Don't believe me just watch [audience applause] ♪ Uptown funk you up, Uptown funk you up ♪ ♪ Uptown funk you up, Uptown funk you up ♪ ♪ I said, uptown funk you up ♪ ♪ Uptown funk you up ♪ Well, it's Saturday night and we in the spot ♪ ♪ Don't believe me just watch, come on ♪ ♪ Thriller, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ Thriller night, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ Uptown funk you up, Uptown funk you up ♪ ♪ Everybody, come on ♪ Thriller, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ Thriller night, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ Uptown funk you up, Uptown funk you up ♪ ♪ Thriller, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ Thriller night, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ (Uptown funk you up) ♪ (Uptown funk you up) ♪ Thriller, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ Thriller night, (Uptown funk you up) ♪ ♪ Well, it's Saturday night and we in the spot ♪ ♪ Don't believe me just watch [audience applause] What's up, Indianapolis?
[audience cheers] This next song we have for you is a Straight No Chaser classic, and one of our most requested, but we just recently changed it up a little bit.
We hope you enjoy.
[audience applause] ♪ One love ♪ One heart ♪ Let's get together and feel all right ♪ [audience cheers] [humming One Love] ♪ Well, you done done me in, you bet I felt it ♪ ♪ I tried to be chill ♪ But you're so hot that I melted ♪ ♪ I fell right through the cracks ♪ ♪ And now I'm trying to get back ♪ ♪ So, we listen to the music of the moment ♪ ♪ People dance and sing ♪ We're just one big family ♪ And it's our God-forsaken right ♪ ♪ To be loved loved, loved, loved, loved ♪ ♪ So I won't hesitate no more, no more ♪ ♪ It cannot wait, I'm sure ♪ ♪ There's no need to complicate ♪ ♪ Our time is short ♪ This is our fate ♪ Well, I'm yours ♪ I rise up this morning, I smile at the rising sun ♪ ♪ Three little birds pitch by my doorstep, ♪ ♪ Singin' sweet songs, Of melodies pure and true ♪ ♪ Sayin' "This is my message to you-ou-ou" ♪ ♪ Saying don't worry about a thing ♪ ♪ (Na, na, na, na, na) ♪ 'Cause every little thing is gonna be all right ♪ ♪ (Na, na, na, na, na) ♪ Saying don't worry about a thing ♪ ♪ (Bout a thing) ♪ Cause every little thing is gonna be all right ♪ ♪ (Na, na, na, na, na) ♪ Someday I'll wish upon a star ♪ ♪ Wake up where the clouds are far behind, behind me ♪ ♪ Oh, somewhere over the rainbow ♪ ♪ (Hey) The bluebirds fly ♪ ♪ I like to see them flying ♪ Birds fly over the rainbow ♪ Why, oh why can't I?
♪ So I won't hesitate no more, no more ♪ ♪ No more ♪ So let's get together and feel ♪ ♪ I'm yours ♪ I said, one love, one love ♪ ♪ One heart ♪ One heart ♪ One love ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ One love ♪ So, please don't, please don't, please don't ♪ ♪ There's no need to complicate ♪ ♪ Because our time is short ♪ This is, this is, this is our fate ♪ ♪ I'm yours [audience applause] [humming] ♪ Let me tell you 'bout a place ♪ ♪ Somewhere up a New York way ♪ Where the people are so gay ♪ ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ There they have a lot of fun ♪ Puttin' trouble on the run ♪ Here you find the old and young ♪ ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ They'll be twistin', twistin' ♪ ♪ Yeah, everybody's feelin' great ♪ ♪ Oh, twistin', twistin' ♪ Yeah, twistin' the night away ♪ [humming] ♪ Here's a man in evenin' clothes ♪ ♪ How he got here, I don't know ♪ ♪ But, man, you oughta see him go ♪ ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ He's dancin' with the chick in slacks ♪ ♪ She's a movin' up and back ♪ ♪ Man, there ain't nothin' like ♪ ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ They'll be twistin', twistin' ♪ ♪ Yeah, everybody's ]feelin' great ♪ ♪ Oh, twistin', twistin' ♪ Yeah, twistin' the night away ♪ ♪ Well, come on now ♪ Here's a fella in blue jeans ♪ Dancin' with an older queen ♪ Who's dolled up in diamond rings ♪ ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ Man, you oughta see her go, (See her go) ♪ ♪ Twistin' to rock and roll, (Rock and roll) ♪ ♪ Here you find the young and old ♪ ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ They'll be twistin', twistin' ♪ ♪ Yeah, everybody's feelin' great ♪ ♪ Oh, twistin', twistin' ♪ Yeah, twistin' the night away ♪ ♪ Come on, twist with me now ♪ ♪ Lean up ♪ We're gonna twist all night ♪ We gonna twist all night ♪ Lean back ♪ Gonna twist the night away ♪ Gonna twist all night, (Lean up) ♪ ♪ (There ain't nothing like) There ain't nothing like ♪ ♪ (Lean back) Twisting the night away ♪ ♪ Oh, whoa, twisting, (Watusi) ♪ ♪ (Gonna twist all night) We 'gon twist all night ♪ ♪ Now fly ♪ We're gonna twist the night away ♪ ♪ Gonna twist the night away ♪ ♪ Now twist ♪ There ain't nothing like twisting the night away ♪ ♪ Twisting, Come on ♪ ♪ Twisting ♪ Yeah, everybody's feeling great ♪ ♪ Oh, twisting, I'll be twisting, yeah ♪ ♪ Twisting the night away ♪ One more time, I'll be twisting, yeah ♪ ♪ Twisting, yeah ♪ Everybody's feeling great ♪ Oh, twisting, Oh they twisting ♪ ♪ Yeah, twisting the night away ♪ [audience applause] Once again that's Mr. Jerome Collins on the solo.
[audience applause] I'm sorry to tell you there will be no band coming out.
It is just us.
Just singing, just... Oh.
[audience applause] Glad you guys are into that.
But we do assure you right off the bat there are no background tracks, no CD's, no rhythm tracks, no nothing.
Just nine guys through these microphones and out to you guys for better or for worse.
Now, let's say you hear percussion on one of the songs.
That's one of our guys doing what we call vocal percussion, or beat boxing you may know it as.
Now, that is different guys on different songs.
But right now, I would like to bring you one of the top three beat boxers in the greater Tulsa area.
[audience laughs] Mr. Tyler Tripp.
[audience applause] [beat boxing] [beat boxing] [audience applause] I think he just moved up to number 2.
[audience laughs] 'Cause someone just moved.
[audience laughs] Now, then we get into the voice parts.
Now, the very highest notes you guys are going to hear, those soaring high notes come from our fantastic tenor section over here.
Guys, come up here and take a bow.
[audience applause] Okay, all right.
You guys are so shy.
Is that a floss and a dab in one?
Wow.
Man, you are drinking too much.
So, like I said, those are the tenors.
Those are the guys who sing the high notes that's usually going to be the solo or the melody.
What we call that in the business is the easy part.
So... [audience laughs] Technical term.
Don't shoot the messenger.
So, then we move on to the next part below them.
That is the baritone part.
Mr. Dave and Mr. Seggie.
Come on up here and take a bow, guys.
[audience applause] You would not be cheering if you knew how high those socks went.
[audience laughs] Just picturing that quieted the crowd.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
So, those are the baritones and what they do in the group is... Well, nobody really knows what they do except for knit long socks all day.
So, then the very lowest notes you hear, those come from the basses.
That's myself and Mr. Randy Stine.
No.
Don't.
[audience cheers] The attention just doesn't feel right to us because we're the ones who sing the "dums" and the "do-wha-do-whas".
That's not exactly the part that anybody sings along with.
We understand.
So, me and the group decided let's put together a song that sums up exactly what it's like being a bass.
[audience applause] ♪ Because you know I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass, no tenors ♪ ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass ♪ 'Bout that (bass, bass, bass) ♪ ♪ Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no tenor too ♪ ♪ But I can make you move ♪ Like I'm supposed to do ♪ 'Cause I got that boom boom ♪ ♪ That all the girls chase ♪ And all the low notes in all the right places ♪ ♪ I hear those tenors screaming, (Ah-ha) ♪ ♪ Trying to reach the top, (Ah-ha) ♪ ♪ Sound like a bunch or girls ♪ Come on now, make it stop ♪ ♪ If you like bass, bass, (Ah-ha) ♪ ♪ Then raise 'em up ♪ 'Cause every octave that I sing is perfect ♪ ♪ Bottom to the top ♪ Yeah, my momma she told me ♪ ♪ Don't worry about those tenor guys ♪ ♪ (Shoo-wop, wop), (Sha-ooh-wop, wop) ♪ ♪ She says, the girls like a little voice ♪ ♪ To whisper in their ear at night ♪ ♪ That voice is dreamy, It's getting steamy ♪ ♪ No, I won't be no pop star, no rock star ♪ ♪ But I'll do just fine ♪ (Shoo-wop, wop), (Sha-ooh-wop, wop) ♪ ♪ So, if that's what's you're into ♪ ♪ Then go ahead and waste your time ♪ ♪ Because you know I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass, no tenors ♪ ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass ♪ 'Bout that (bass, bass, bass) ♪ ♪ I'm bringing bass back [audience applause] ♪ Those tenors look like screeching cats ♪ [audience laughs] ♪ They think they're all that ♪ But every note that I will hit is perfect ♪ ♪ Bottom to the top ♪ Yeah, my momma she told me ♪ ♪ Don't worry about those baritones ♪ ♪ (Shoo-wop, wop), (Sha-ooh-wop, wop) ♪ ♪ She says, they sing the same three notes ♪ ♪ And never get so low ♪ They're really boring, They'll leave you snoring ♪ ♪ And I will not back down to the vocal percussion guy ♪ [vocal percussion] ♪ 'Cause all you need is a bass voice ♪ ♪ To get you through the night ♪ ♪ Because you know I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass, no tenors ♪ ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass ♪ 'Bout that (bass, bass, bass) ♪ ♪ Because you know I'm all about that bass ♪ ♪ 'Bout that bass, no tenors ♪ ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪ ♪ No tenors ♪ I'm all about that bass ♪ 'Bout that (bass, bass, bass) ♪ [audience applause] ♪ I'mmmmmm ♪ Just a gigalo ♪ And everywhere I go ♪ People know the part I'm playing ♪ ♪ Paid for every dance, (Gigalo) ♪ ♪ Selling each romance, (Gigalo) ♪ ♪ Ooh, what they're saying ♪ (Gigalo, gigalo, gigalo) [audience laughs and cheers] ♪ There will come a day when youth will pass away ♪ ♪ (Ah-ah-ah) ♪ What will they say about me?
♪ ♪ When the end comes I know they'll say just a gigolo ♪ ♪ As life goes on... ♪ Without me ♪ Two, three ♪ I'm just a gigolo and everywhere that I go ♪ ♪ People know the part I'm playing ♪ ♪ Paid for every dance, (Gigalo) ♪ ♪ Selling each romance, (Gigalo) ♪ ♪ Ooh, what they're saying ♪ (Gigalo, gigalo, gigalo) ♪ There will come a day when youth will pass away ♪ ♪ Bum-ba-bum ♪ What will they say about me?
♪ ♪ When the end comes I know they'll say just a gigolo ♪ ♪ Life goes on without me ♪ 'Cause I ain't got nobody ♪ Nobody, nobody cares for me ♪ ♪ Nobody that cares for me ♪ I'm so sad and lonely ♪ Sad and lonely, Sad and lonely ♪ ♪ Won't some sweet mama ♪ Come and take a chance with me ♪ ♪ 'Cause I ain't so bad ♪ You gotta love me, baby ♪ I'm sad and lonesome ♪ All of the time ♪ Even on the beat ♪ I'll be right there on the beat ♪ ♪ It goes bop, boosie, boosie, bop ♪ ♪ Beady, bom ♪ 'Cause I ain't got nobody ♪ Nobody, nobody cares for me ♪ I'm so sad and lonely.
If you feel me, sing along.
Come on.
♪ I'm so sad and lonely Oh no, hearing how sad you are made me even sadder.
Follow along.
Let's see if we can all find a way to be happy ♪ Ba-da-bum ♪ Ba-da-bum ♪ Wee-ee-bop ♪ Wee-ee-bop ♪ I'm so happy ♪ I'm so happy ♪ And singing on TV ♪ Ba-ba-dum ♪ Say hello to Seggie ♪ Ba-ba-ba-da-da-dum ♪ Don't forget Jerome I'm over here, y'all.
♪ Ba-ba-ba-da-da-dum ♪ Hilliby-bibbily-da ♪ Zibily-boobily-ba ♪ Hilliby-bibbily, Zibily-boobily ♪ ♪ Hilliby-bibbily, Zibily-ba ♪ ♪ I, I, I, I, I, I, I ain't go nobody ♪ ♪ Nobody ♪ Won't some sweet mama ♪ Take a chance ♪ I need to know ♪ Oh, my, mama ♪ Sing it ♪ Baby, I got nobody I love ♪ ♪ Nobody, (Nobody) ♪ ♪ Nobody, (Nobody) ♪ ♪ Nobody, (Nobody) ♪ ♪ Nobody, (Nobody) ♪ ♪ Nobody, (Nobody) ♪ ♪ Nobody cares for me ♪ Ba-ba-ba-da-da-dum ♪ I'm just a gigalo [audience applause] [humming] [humming to "Creep"] ♪ When you were here before ♪ Couldn't look you in the eye ♪ You're just like an angel ♪ Your skin makes me cry ♪ You float like a feather n a beautiful world ♪ ♪ I wish I was special ♪ You're so very special ♪ I'm a creep ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ What am I doin' here?
♪ I don't belong here ♪ I don't care if it hurts, (I don't care if it hurts) ♪ ♪ I wanna have control, (I wanna have control) ♪ ♪ I want a perfect body, (I want a perfect body) ♪ ♪ I want a perfect soul, (I want a perfect soul) ♪ ♪ I want you to notice ♪ When I'm not around ♪ You're so very special ♪ I wish I was special ♪ I'm a creep ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ Oooh ♪ What the hell am I doin' here?
♪ ♪ I don't belong here ♪ Oh, oh ♪ She's running out, she's running ♪ ♪ She's running out ♪ She run, run, run, run ♪ Run ♪ Run ♪ Whatever makes you happy ♪ ♪ Whatever you want ♪ You're so very special ♪ I wish I was special ♪ Creep, (Whoo) ♪ ♪ I'm a weirdo, (Ooh, ooh, ooh) ♪ ♪ What am I doin' here?
♪ I don't belong here ♪ I don't belong here [audience applause] Indy, we still having a good time tonight?
[audience applause and cheers] Whoo.
All right.
You guys are on fire tonight.
I love it.
Thank you for that energy.
Sobering us up quickly.
[audience laughs] All right.
Now, for this next song, I need to know do we have any Disney fans in the house?
[audience applause] Please enjoy.
♪ Disney movies set the bar ♪ ♪ With stories that are bizarre ♪ ♪ Expensive toys that kids desire ♪ ♪ Will bankrupt you ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ I have Catfished a girl ♪ By lying, scheming, pretending ♪ ♪ But don't tell Princess that I'm a street rat ♪ ♪ That truth we can't hide ♪ I just met a great guy, (He's so cute) ♪ ♪ But will my father approve of him ♪ ♪ He arranged my marriage to Jafar ♪ ♪ Which makes me want to cry ♪ It's an unfair world ♪ What's those seams from your rug?
♪ ♪ I'll whisk that carpet under me ♪ ♪ With so help from my genie ♪ I'll take you very far ♪ Away from Agrabah ♪ Even though I barely know you ♪ ♪ It's just me and you ♪ It's just me and you ♪ And my tiger too ♪ But he'll eat Abu ♪ A new... ♪ Then he'll eat my face ♪ In Aladdin Part 2 ♪ Out in France lived a prince ♪ ♪ Who was super arrogant ♪ An enchantress put a spell on him ♪ ♪ His face would make you wince ♪ ♪ Found a girl, Name was Belle ♪ ♪ Only chance to break the spell ♪ ♪ In his castle forever ♪ Stockholm syndrome, Now or never ♪ ♪ Talk...ing clock, Talking candle ♪ ♪ You might shock, too much to handle ♪ ♪ And the service here is getting quite insane ♪ ♪ They'll fill you up with free pie ♪ ♪ But then charge for Wi-Fi ♪ ♪ Belle's depressed, (Be our guest) ♪ ♪ And is distress, (Be our guest) ♪ ♪ As his guest ♪ Forever his guest [audience applause] [humming] ♪ Look at this stuff ♪ Isn't it neat?
♪ Too bad that all of it's wet and moldy ♪ ♪ Wouldn't you think she's the girl ♪ ♪ The girl who ruins... everything ♪ ♪ But who cares?
No big deal ♪ ♪ She wants more ♪ She's trying to be where the people are ♪ ♪ But her dad really hates those humans ♪ ♪ It'd also be hard without those... ♪ ♪ What's that word again?
♪ Oh, feet ♪ But Ursula made a deal for her voice ♪ ♪ Which would cause any man to rejoice ♪ No, no, no.
I take it back.
I'm sorry.
♪ But how do they sing [humming] ♪ Under the sea [humming] ♪ Without gurgling [gurgling] [audience applause] [Lion King Theme] ♪ Iiiiiii [babbling word] ♪ Wait, what does that mean?
♪ No idea, I have no idea ♪ ♪ No idea, I have no idea ♪ ♪ When Disney made this movie ♪ There was one goal they had ♪ ♪ Ingonyama nengw' enamabala ♪ To scare the crap out of every kid ♪ ♪ Into listening to their mom and dad ♪ ♪ The great circle of life ♪ Listen to the circle of life ♪ Until you're mauled by hyenas ♪ ♪ Oh, by hyenas, Oh, by hyenas ♪ ♪ Who were hired by your uncle ♪ ♪ By your uncle, hired by your uncle ♪ ♪ Who wants to take your throne ♪ ♪ Take the throne, That wants to take the throne ♪ ♪ But have no fear ♪ Have no fear, Now, don't have any fear, now ♪ ♪ This has a happy ending ♪ Happy ending, Have a happy ending ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's Disney ♪ We love Disney, We love freakin' Disney ♪ ♪ And not real life [audience applause] ♪ Rollin, Rollin ♪ ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ Left a good job in the city ♪ ♪ Working for the man every night and day ♪ ♪ And I never lost one minute of sleeping ♪ ♪ Worrying 'bout the way things might've been ♪ ♪ Whoa, big wheel keep on turning ♪ ♪ Proud Mary keep on burning ♪ ♪ And we're rollin', (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Rollin', (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Rolling on the river, (Boop, boop, boop, boop) ♪ ♪ Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis ♪ ♪ Pumped a lot of tane down in New Orleans ♪ ♪ But I never saw the good side of the city ♪ ♪ Until I hitched a ride on a riverboat, riverboat queen ♪ ♪ Big wheel keep on turning ♪ ♪ Proud Mary keep on burning ♪ ♪ (Boop, boop, boop, boop) ♪ And we're rollin', (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Rollin', (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Rolling on the river, (Rolling on the river) ♪ ♪ Said we're rollin', (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Rollin', (Whoo) ♪ ♪ Rolling on the river, (The river) ♪ ♪ Whoa, (The river) ♪ ♪ River, (The river) ♪ [music tempo speeds up] ♪ Left a good job in the city ♪ ♪ Working for the man every night and day ♪ ♪ And I never lost one minute of sleeping ♪ ♪ Worrying 'bout the way things might've been ♪ ♪ Big wheel keep on turning ♪ ♪ Proud Mary keep on burning ♪ ♪ And we're rollin' ♪ Rollin' ♪ Rollin' on the river, (Boop, boop, boop, boop) ♪ ♪ Rollin' ♪ Rollin' ♪ Rollin' on the river Come on, ladies, let's do it.
♪ Get up ♪ Do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ ♪ Da-da-dum, Da-da-dum ♪ ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum, Whoo ♪ ♪ Da-da-dum ♪ Rollin', Come on, rollin' ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ Rollin' on the river, Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Rollin' ♪ Come on, Rollin' ♪ ♪ Yeah, Rollin' on the river ♪ ♪ That's right, now ♪ Rollin', Rollin' ♪ ♪ Rollin', Rollin' ♪ ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Rollin', Yeah ♪ ♪ Rollin', Yeah ♪ ♪ Rollin' on the river One more time, ladies.
♪ Get up ♪ Do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ ♪ Da-da-dum, Whoo ♪ ♪ Da-da-dum, Whoo ♪ ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum, Whoo ♪ ♪ Rollin' [audience applause] Hooray it's Christmas time ♪ But there's one lousy tradition ♪ ♪ There's a certain show that we will see ♪ ♪ That is all that many would agree ♪ ♪ That it's time to find another show to substitute ♪ ♪ For that white Cracker ♪ I'm watching the game but something's wrong ♪ ♪ Staring is my wife, her face looks long ♪ ♪ I know that look, it must be me ♪ ♪ It's not our anniversary ♪ I shrugaloo, what did I do?
♪ ♪ She stares in disbelief ♪ What?
♪ This holiday scene brings no laughter ♪ ♪ Forced going to see the Nutcracker ♪ ♪ I've tried to block it from my mind ♪ ♪ Think fast, what reason can I find?
♪ ♪ Got work to do, I'll fake the flu ♪ ♪ No chance, I'm done, I'm screwed ♪ ♪ No ♪ I've seen the Nutcracker 20 times ♪ ♪ Sure it is fun if you are four ♪ ♪ But don't call me a Scrooge 'cause it's a bore ♪ ♪ The story's dated and that mouse king thing freaks me out ♪ [screams] ♪ Well, guess I'm a guy, what can I say?
♪ ♪ I'd rather watch football than ballet ♪ ♪ I try my hardest not to groan ♪ ♪ And pull the score up on my phone ♪ ♪ As I complain it's not the same ♪ ♪ We're rushing out the door ♪ Go ♪ All holiday shoppers on the road ♪ ♪ My holiday spirit might explode ♪ ♪ Of course there is no place to park ♪ ♪ We're late, the theater's in the dark ♪ ♪ In no small feat we find a seat ♪ ♪ The show's about to start ♪ Shh [humming "The Nutcracker"] ♪ Here's that song from Tetris and I know ♪ ♪ It's the part ♪ When I fight not to fall asleep ♪ [humming] ♪ March the wooden soldiers ♪ Bunch of mice start a fight ♪ [inaudible lyric] ♪ Man, this stuff's tricky [humming] ♪ By the way this story makes no sense ♪ ♪ Still don't know what it means ♪ ♪ After all these years [humming] ♪ So confusing ♪ We're excusing ♪ Eyes are heavy ♪ As I start to dream [snoring] ♪ Whoa, I'm awake, must have fallen asleep ♪ ♪ Guess I didn't snore or make a peep ♪ ♪ 'Cause my wife had no clue I've been [inaudible lyric] ♪ ♪ Is the finale coming up ♪ 'Cause there's no beer left in my cup ♪ ♪ To make it through I'll need another drink ♪ ♪ Snuck out to the lobby ♪ Oh, look, I found a TV ♪ ♪ I forgot the game was happening ♪ ♪ It's down to the wire ♪ Time will soon expire ♪ Down by one, this kid would win it ♪ ♪ Hut, hut ♪ The ball's snapped, Oh no ♪ ♪ The kick's bad ♪ No, We've lost ♪ ♪ No, ♪ How could this night get any worse?
♪ ♪ Why do I feel like all depressed?
♪ ♪ But I still have to act impressed ♪ ♪ A Pirouette, Oh, wow, that's great ♪ ♪ A six-year-old can do that too ♪ ♪ I saw my team lose at the bar ♪ ♪ Now, dancing dudes in leotards ♪ ♪ Last time Cracker hopefully ♪ ♪ But my wife's thinking differently ♪ ♪ She leans in closely, whispers softly ♪ ♪ Can't wait for you to take me next year ♪ [applause] ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ Dashing through the snow [humming] ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ In a one horse open sleigh, (Hey) ♪ ♪ Dashing through the snow, (Dashing through the snow) ♪ ♪ On a one horse open sleigh, (On a one horse open sleigh) ♪ ♪ O'er the fields we go, (O'er the fields we go) ♪ ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ Bells on bob tail ring ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ ♪ A sleighing song tonight, Hey ♪ ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ In a one horse open sleigh, Hey ♪ ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jing, jing ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jingle, jingle ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jing, jing ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jingle, jingle bells Let's break it down now, y'all.
♪ A day or two ago ♪ I thought I'd take a ride ♪ And soon Miss Fanny Bright ♪ Was seated by my side ♪ The horse was lean and lank, (Lean and lank) ♪ ♪ Misfortune seemed his lot ♪ We got into a drifted bank ♪ And then we got upsot What's "sot" mean?
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jing, jing ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jingle, jingle ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ Jing, jing ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ (Jingle, jingle bells), Come on, fellas ♪ ♪ Dashing through the snow, (Dashing through the snow) ♪ ♪ On a one horse open sleigh ♪ (On a one horse open sleigh) ♪ O'er the fields we go, (O'er the fields we go) ♪ ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ Bells on bob tail ring ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ Hey [applause] [humming "Sing We Now of Christmas"] ♪ Sing we now of Christmas ♪ Sing we all noel ♪ Of our Lord and Savior we the tidings tell ♪ ♪ Sing we noel ♪ For Christ the King is born ♪ Sing we noel ♪ For Christ the King is born ♪ Sing we now of Christmas, sing we all noel ♪ ♪ Angels from on high say shepherds come and see ♪ ♪ He is born in Bethlehem, a blessed lamb for thee ♪ ♪ Sing noel ♪ Sing we noel for Christ the King is born ♪ ♪ Sing noel ♪ Sing we noel for Christ the King is born ♪ ♪ Sing noel ♪ Sing we now of Christmas, sing we all noel ♪ ♪ Shepherds found the child lying in a manger stall ♪ ♪ Oh, sing noel ♪ Joseph standing by and mother Mary mild ♪ ♪ Now sing we noel, (Sing noel) ♪ ♪ For Christ the King is born, (Sing noel) ♪ ♪ Sing we noel, (Sing noel) ♪ ♪ For Christ the King is born, (Noel, noel) ♪ ♪ Sing we now of Christmas, sing we all noel ♪ ♪ Magi oriental journeyed from afar ♪ ♪ Sing noel ♪ They did come to greet Him 'neath the shining star ♪ ♪ Sing noel ♪ Glory to God, for Christ the King is born ♪ ♪ Sing noel ♪ Glory to God, for Christ the King is born ♪ ♪ Sing we now of Christmas ♪ Sing we all noel [applause] [humming "Mary Did You Know"] ♪ Mary, did you know that your baby boy ♪ ♪ Would one day walk on water?
♪ Mary, did you know that your baby boy ♪ ♪ Would save our sons and daughters?
♪ ♪ Did you know, (Did you know) ♪ ♪ That your baby boy ♪ Has come to make you new?
♪ This child that you delivered ♪ ♪ Will soon deliver you ♪ Mary, did you know that your baby boy ♪ ♪ Would give sight to a blind man?
♪ ♪ Mary, did you know that your baby boy ♪ ♪ Would calm the storm with his hand?
♪ ♪ Did you know, (Did you know) ♪ ♪ That your baby boy ♪ Has walked where angels trod?
♪ ♪ When you kiss your little baby ♪ ♪ You kiss the face of God ♪ Mary, did you know?
(Mary, did you know?)
♪ ♪ Did you know?
(Mary, did you know?)
♪ ♪ Mary, did you know?
(Mary, did you know?)
♪ ♪ Mary, Mary, (Oh, Mary, did you know?)
♪ ♪ The blind will see, the deaf will hear ♪ ♪ The dead will live again ♪ The dead will live again ♪ The lame will leap, the dumb will speak ♪ ♪ The praises of the lamb, (The praises of the lamb) ♪ ♪ Mary, did you know that your baby boy ♪ ♪ Is Lord of all creation?
♪ Mary, did you know that your baby boy ♪ ♪ Would one day rule the nations?
♪ ♪ Did you know, (Did you know) ♪ ♪ That your baby boy ♪ Is heaven's perfect Lamb?
♪ The sleeping child you're holding ♪ ♪ Is the great I am [humming] [applause] [humming "Up On The Housetop"] ♪ Up on the house top reindeer pause ♪ ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ ♪ All for the little ones, Christmas joy ♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Up on the housetop, click-click-click ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with good St. Nick ♪ [humming] ♪ First comes the stocking of little Nell ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa, could you fill it well?
♪ ♪ Give her a dolly that laughs and cries ♪ ♪ One that will open and shut its eyes ♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Up on the housetop, click-click-click ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with good St. Nick ♪ [humming] ♪ Look in the stockings of Lily and Will ♪ ♪ Oh, just see what a glorious fill ♪ ♪ Here's a little hammer and a lot of tacks ♪ ♪ A whistle, a ball and whip that cracks ♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Up on the housetop, click-click-click ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with good St. Nick ♪ [humming] ♪ Pa, ma, and Uncle, Grandma too ♪ ♪ All I declare have something new ♪ ♪ They all have something new ♪ Even the baby enjoys his part ♪ ♪ Shaking a rattle ♪ Now bless his heart ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go, go, go?
♪ ♪ Who wouldn't?
♪ Up on the housetop, click-click-click ♪ ♪ Down the chimney come old St. Nick ♪ ♪ Down, down, down, down ♪ Down, down, down, down ♪ Rover come here, are you all alone?
♪ ♪ Haven't they tossed you an extra bone?
♪ ♪ Here's one to gladden your honest jaws ♪ ♪ Now waga "thank'ee" to Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?
♪ ♪ Up on the housetop, click-click-click ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with old good St. Nick, yeah ♪ [humming] ♪ I'm going down, down, down ♪ Down, down, down, down ♪ Up on the housetop, yeah ♪ Down, down, down, down ♪ I'm going down ♪ Down, down, down, down ♪ Down, down, down, down ♪ I'm going down ♪ Down, down, down, down ♪ Up on the housetop, baby ♪ Down [applause] ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪ ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪ On the second day of Christmas ♪ ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ Two turtle doves ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the fourth day of Christmas ♪ ♪ On the third day of Christmas, (Third?)
♪ ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ Five golden rings ♪ Four calling birds ♪ three French hens, two turtle doves ♪ ♪ and a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the ninth day of Christmas, (No, no, no) ♪ ♪ my true love gave to me ♪ Nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking ♪ ♪ Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five... ♪ ♪ You better not shout ♪ You better not cry ♪ You better not [grunts] ♪ In a pear tree ♪ On the ninth, (No) ♪ ♪ On the eighth, (That's not right) ♪ ♪ On the 7th day of Christmas, (Deck the halls) ♪ My true love gave to me, (With boughs of holly) ♪ Seven swans a-swimming, (Here we come a-wassailing) ♪ ♪ Among the leaves so ♪ Fa la la, la la la, la, la, la (Five golden rings) ♪ ♪ Four calling birds, three French hens ♪ ♪ Two turtle doves ♪ Here we come a-wassailing, (The boar's head in hand) ♪ Bring I ♪ Bedeck'd with bays ♪ And partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the eleventh day of Christmas ♪ ♪ My true love gave to me [to the tune of "Carol of Bells] ♪ Eleven pipers piping ♪ Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing ♪ ♪ Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming ♪ ♪ Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings ♪ ♪ Four calling birds, Three French hens ♪ ♪ Two turtle doves ♪ And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ♪ ♪ On the twelfth day of Christmas ♪ ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Remix!
♪ On the twelfth day my true love gave to me ♪ ♪ Twelve dreidels spinning ♪ Like a Memphis symphony ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ Eleven fiddlers fiddling ♪ Ten Rabbis leaving, (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) ♪ ♪ Happy Hanukkah ♪ Chicks are dancing, they were dancing for me ♪ ♪ Eight days of presents, All those presents are for me ♪ ♪ I had Hanukkah in Africa, (Ba-ba-ba-do) ♪ ♪ I had Hanukkah in Africa, (Ba-ba-ba-do) ♪ ♪ I had Hanukkah in Africa, (Chinese food) ♪ ♪ I had Hanukkah in Africa, (I've got to find Chinese food)♪ ♪ I had Hanukkah in Africa, (Chinese food) ♪ ♪ Fooooood ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do [audience cheers] ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Hit it, guys!
♪ Dreidel, dreidel, made it out of clay ♪ ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, made it out of clay ♪ [audience applause]
